SILLY CHESS JOKE

A little-known young player from the Czech Republic won a strong tournament in brilliant style, and he was told,
"Come to America.
You can get way more sponsorship.
You can become a citizen.
You can even be on the Olympiad team."

But he said, "No. I am a citizen of the Czech Republic.
I have always lived there, and I always will.
I belong to my homeland IN PERPETUITY!"

Just then, a mysterious woman beckoned to him with a slow and enticing gesture.

And you know what she said to him?